I have a fat lip.
Last night I was playing with the dogs and boy dog flapped his ears. He was very close to me and his big bony head hit me in the mouth, caught my lip between his skull and my teeth. The lip split on the inside and it hurts and I talk with a slight lisp but it's in the center of my upper lip, so at least it's symmetrical. And this morning S said it lends a certain attractive pouty quality to my mouth. Making me feel better, yes, and also making me hope he doesn't like it better like this because I wouldn't want to have to hit myself in the lips once a week to maintain plump lips.