When your coworkers start harmonizing "Duke Duke Duke, Duke of Earl Earl Earl" you know you're better off being a jobless stinky bum eating out of dumpsters oh good lord help me.

I think I'll switch their homogenized elevator HueyEltonandCher with some Dead Kennedys and then I will have the last laugh.

Maybe I will also switch the crap decaf with the crap high octane and watch them all sprout wings from their asses & fly around backwards. I swear I'm not vengeful.