We as humans are created to create.
I sure am creating a lot of snot these days.
Who would possibly guess so much goop could fit inside my head?

I read once that urban planning may be causing problems with allergies. You see, female trees are usually very messy, with seed pods etc., so most city landscapers plant male trees. The problem is that male trees produce insane amounts of pollen, and when the conditions are right, they get all happy and spew this pollen into the air in an attempt to impregnate the seed pods on female trees.

But the trees are mostly done with their bad selves at this point, and now it's the grass, especially the grass & alfalfa being mowed up the valley.

The Willamette Valley is arguably some of the best farmland in the world, and it's used to grow grass seed so people & golf courses can have nice lawns. Heaven forbid the state that leads the nation in child hunger and poverty should compromise its business interests in order to grow more food for people... much more lucrative to grow grass.

Which is why my head is full of snot.
Call me Snot Girl! Amazing mucus powers! Sneeze propulsions faster than a speeding bullet, more slime than 100 slugs, able to leap for the box of kleenex in a single bound...


RUN! escape! it's reaching critical snot mass!
Go see Dave, or Doobs, or Bubu, or Leah, or Muna,
or Don, or Joe, but escape the snot blog before she blows!